What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 02:11

Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Diamonds Are Forever
Do married men like sucking dick?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger
-J W Pepper
Why do people always talk about Ohio as it's a dangerous city?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Octopussy
The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
A View to a Kill